Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon

Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"

by Imkubo November 17, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal

“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”

by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023

Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.

Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"

by Fanum tax November 20, 2023

Jontae Jordan

Very chill tall dark and handsome. He will make your day every day. He’s strong, very smart, looks like a crab boil, delicious 🤤.
There’s Jontae fine ass

There’s Jontae Jordan fine ass

by Jontae Jordan November 20, 2023

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.

Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.

"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"

by trolltime12 December 25, 2023

jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 17, 2024