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Egg-fart

When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing
Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....

random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself
by Robin December 10, 2003
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garbage fart

A gagious body expulsion reeking of the kitchen trash can.
the garbage fart you just left smells like 10 day old chinese food with a hint of saurkraut.
by xee March 19, 2007
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Wagyu Fart

Wagyu fart: a large, yet enjoyable fart followed after eating wagyu steak. Typically a rich beef smelly fart only enjoyable by the person releasing it.
I had wagyu steak for dinner and spent the night doing wagyu farts!
by Jemz86 August 5, 2011
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fart buckle

when two friends place their asses against one another then each slide slightly to the side, placing a cheek in each others crack. then both parties fart to "close" the buckle.
i barely got my pants off when my girl crept up behind and fart buckled me.
by jenkum trotter July 6, 2011
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fart trap

when you fart in a specific place, knowing that someone will soon walk into that space, smelling your fart
I just fart trapped that women behind me.

Someone just fart trapped me, whew.
by pefnam October 4, 2008
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fart scene

when you fart in class and a dumb ASS girl flips out and gets you in trouble
my ass: poot

girl: omg omg you farted its stinks omg

me: shut the fuck up

teacher: get out of my fucken class

me: why did you have to make fart scene
by oprahhitler March 7, 2009
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leather fart

The noise produced when one's rump rubs against a leather surface (i.e. a leather couch).
"Dude, did you just fart?"
"Nah, I just leather farted."
"Aight."
by Jacquie B. June 4, 2007
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