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asian three-laner

a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
by mr_klikbait September 12, 2018
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.
That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.
by asians>gingers October 19, 2017
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Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
by user42355t6 March 3, 2023
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Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.
My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.
by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022
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Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
by Asianisis October 29, 2019
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should I pay back this Asian

No
“ should I pay back this Asian “

“No”
Whatever you do don’t pay him back
by Santi_whynot September 18, 2022
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