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toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence
by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015
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bowl cut mullet

a bowlet is a bowl cut mullet where the front of the hair is cut following the shape of a bowl and the back is left long with shaved sides.
he has the best bowl cut mullet I've ever seen

fucking hell sean is so hot
Julia: oh my god why is he so hot his hair is the best I've ever seen

Van: I know i hope he keeps his shit straight fax ong
by seanos aka bowlet March 24, 2022
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bowl of coco puffs

a few blunt roaches placed in a bowl to smoke through a bong, bubbler, pipe, etc.
John: "Dude I'm Baked!!"
Matt: "we still have a bowl of coco puffs to smoke!"
by WEEDY May 9, 2013
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Rat In The Pasta Bowl

Another term for a snitch in the mob.
"Ye Luigi, you hear that fuckin' chooch Carlo was a rat In the pasta bowl. Told the Gianni's men where Vinny was doin' the drop."
by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018
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toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com
a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.
by chpsrmne September 29, 2013
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Austin Cereal Bowl

A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
I prefer Cocoa Puffs in my Austin Cereal Bowl !
by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019
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Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)
I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.
by Don Heflin October 20, 2022
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