The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
Get the Tarded jerker mug.A way of insulting someone by tricking them into asking about someone called Urie. Sounds like you're retarded. Similar to Joe Mama.
Person 1: Hey do you know Urie?
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*
by Urie Mama September 14, 2021
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Get the Fuck tard mug./fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
Get the Fuck-Tard mug.A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.
by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022
Get the Tard mug.When a retard tries to give someone head.
by My Alias Is Not My Real Name March 7, 2011
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