Gross Tree Store

An alternative to the grociery store. This word was created as a result of playing with the English language for personal leisure. A mix and match, so to speak.

Well its off to the gross tree store for some gross trees.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

Tree Licker

Someone who is always sucking face with someone else.

A professional "makeout artist".

An extreme kisser.

Emily : "Ehmahgawd, Cindy is such a tree licker! Too much PDA!"

Meaghan: "I know right?! She and her he-she lover need to just get a room already! Nobody wants to watch her shove her tongue down that freak's throat!"

by peacelove&musicgurrll August 18, 2011

Cock in a tree

A male who does not like to get his cock out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.

Jenny: I asked him to get his dick out at the rock show
Elda: Really? What did he say?
Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh
Elda: He has his cock in a tree
Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.
Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.

by Jay123456789 August 19, 2007

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by Omega File 2100 January 20, 2023

One Tree Hill

Horribly predicatable 'teen drama' full of the typical dime-a-dozen Causcasian jocks and bimbos.

Dawson's Creek was bad enough,but this one actually outshines it when it comes to shitty characters,wooden acting and cliched storylines.

This show is no different from any other American teen drama.Hence it equals crap!

Try somethin' new.

by Nite March 20, 2005

one tree hill

North Carolina's attempt to make the state well known by creating a crap-ass melodrama delivered by brooding chiseled teens and one good actress(Shame on you Moira Kelly, what about Cutting Edge?!).

Friend 1: Oh, fuckbeans...I missed One Tree Hill last night!

Friend 2: You sad little douche-rocket.

by Call Me Yoshi May 14, 2004

SigEp Christmas Tree

(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.

1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.

2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!

3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"

4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!

by One of Santa's Helpers December 27, 2007