Super Straight

A made up sexuality by Transphobic people where someone only dates someone of the opposite sex if they haven't transitioned into that sex

Person 1: Would you date someone who transitioned into the opposite sex?
Person 2: Nah man I'm Super Straight.
Person 1: Oh so your transphobic then.

by Kornfan28 March 7, 2021

Super straight

Transphobes that want trying to not sound transphobic

Person 1 ( aka transphobe ) hey I’m coming out as super straight—
Person 2 ( aka person with common sense ) no.

by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

straight doodoo

a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.

You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO

by Lil'paw September 12, 2018

straight tak'in

to throw up for multiple hours, even though the consumption of alcohol was very small.

Guy 1: Dude how much did she have to drink?
Guy2: Not a lot at all, maybe 2 beers and a little bit of captain.
Guy 1: Well she's straight tak'in everywhere bro.

by CBallday August 17, 2010

Super Straight

A "sexuality" used by transphobes

A:I would never date a trans woman
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child

by Your local skinwalker June 18, 2023