A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
by EmpireYikesBack March 29, 2022
The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
by The Pennsylvania Growler March 14, 2016
by Strangers Do Trade January 04, 2020
When a girl is blowing you and all of a sudden she sucks too hard and sucks all of the semen out of your dick before you can blow your load.
by Mumxii March 15, 2016
While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.
by The original tony tube-snake December 13, 2010
Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
by gwo July 27, 2005
The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.
Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?
Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?
Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!
Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!
Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?
Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!
Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!
Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010