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Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).
Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017
mugGet the Short Handmug.

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019
mugGet the Short-stalledmug.

Short Feather

Wow, she's such a short feather
by superchill12345 April 8, 2023
mugGet the Short Feathermug.

Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.
This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!
by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018
mugGet the Unass the short!mug.

Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
mugGet the Bucket Shortsmug.

Short

Person: hey short

Mark: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
by BIGRED1234 April 7, 2022
mugGet the Shortmug.

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
mugGet the Juice Your Shortsmug.

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