Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate September 27, 2015

saltis panchoz

it is an expression that can be used for whatever you want

ohh thats saltis panchoz

by Linneahalldin September 29, 2019

uber salty

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

by K8h8r November 24, 2013

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger February 07, 2016

salty domingo

You gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. And then jizz in her eye.

Me: Hey there, you come here often?
Her: On occasion, hehe
Me: Yeah that's cool listen can I give you a salty domingo or what?

by saltydomingo October 13, 2015

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022