The Salty Chapstick 

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

The Salty Chapstick by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

generic salty poptart 

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

generic salty poptart by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022

The Salty Seafoam 

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!

Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!

The Salty Seafoam by Briney January 16, 2023

Canadian Salty Fries 

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

Canadian Salty Fries by ABuurges January 4, 2013

Feel salty 

A phrase people say to someone when they are doing/has done something stupid or embarrassing. Put an emphasize of the word 'feel'.

*your friend trips*
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!

Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!

Feel salty by spilledmymilk January 15, 2010

crispy salty shrimp

Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

crispy salty shrimp by Steven the Rat May 21, 2006

Mr Salty 

A person who is salty all the time.

Nothing good ever happens to Sam. He is Mr Salty

Mr Salty by Big Alec August 19, 2008