Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

Sleep Deprivation BAC

Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.

Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.

Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you

"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"

by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by anonymous November 28, 2022

sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.

The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.

by gratefulbed November 1, 2006

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.

Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'

by Sele November 7, 2013