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pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.
Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!
by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010
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Math Rocking

When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.
I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.

When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.
by EdieD March 31, 2023
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rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.
I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.
by mylegalninja June 6, 2019
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dick rocked

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.
Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!
by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010
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Rock chewer

A person completely lacking common sense and intelligence.
by Strength3beauty January 12, 2019
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sap rock

Rock music tailor-made for radio airplay, featuring nice harmonies and uplifting lyrics about how hard life is and how you can overcome if you just believe in yourself.
"Have you heard the new Shinedown album? Those guys used to rock pretty hard, but now they're all about the sap rock."

Sample lyrics (Caution: may induce vomiting):

"We all know that life ain't fair/But there's more of us we're everywhere/We don't have to take this back against the wall/
We don't have to take this we can end it all"

("Bully" by Shinedown)
by Combaticron July 7, 2012
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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