Tubular Rock

A hard cock.

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!

by Ginger Jesus et May 29, 2017

Fort Rock

Cluster fuck! A poor excuse of event planning and organizing a successful rock concert in Southwest Florida.

I went to see Fort Rock to overpay for parking, fight heat exhaustion due to lack of shade and seating, and to be let out last from parking even though I arrived early but was parked furthest from the entrance.

by Mister SWFL May 22, 2016

Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
*
Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020

drop the rocks

What you say to someone when they aren't getting to the point.

Tell us already--drop the rocks!

by エメラルド September 13, 2018

uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.

"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."

by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018

The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020

Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉

by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016