Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.
Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”
Ring King: “Please stop.”
Ring King: “Please stop.”
by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.
Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.
by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024

The act of making a telephone call and then putting the phone down before anyone gets a chance to answer
by Forces May 28, 2006

The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.
Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.
by Far from wayside February 22, 2017

*music playing*
guy 1: “this shits ass turn it off”
guy 2: “nah let it ring”
or
guy 1: “this guys talking some good shit in chat bro let me kick him”
guy 2: “nah, let him ring, wait till he goes too far and report him, get him banned.”
guy 1: “this shits ass turn it off”
guy 2: “nah let it ring”
or
guy 1: “this guys talking some good shit in chat bro let me kick him”
guy 2: “nah, let him ring, wait till he goes too far and report him, get him banned.”
by alikeobservant November 28, 2024

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015
