Getaway Parking

When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Tom: What's with the getaway parking?
Rob: Don't ask questions, just follow my lead.

by Tom Jr. October 12, 2008

Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

Hit and park

When you dont look where you are going and run, walk, skate, ride your bike or jog into a parked car

Guy 1: Oh my fucking God did you see that?
Guy 2: yeah that guy got Hit and Parked
Both: HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Guy 3: TOSSERS!

by Sex Hand Guy November 14, 2009

park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.

You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.

by DJ London August 8, 2005

Asbury Park

Referencing the 1973 Bruce Springsteen song “Spirit in the Night” off the album “Greeting from Asbury Park”. Refers to the insane and enjoyable times of high schoolers in small to medium sized towns across America. These experiences often cause nostalgia in college students and 40 year olds alike.

“Damn my Asbury Park is over”

by grupenhof August 30, 2019

stripper parking

Parking spot closest to the establishment. Parking spot you leave open for a stripper for a party.

I got to work so early that I got stripper parking.

by W1ck3d.taco March 7, 2019