by JeffandBob1243278943984278 November 11, 2019
On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019
it is December 10th. On this national holiday, you respond to anyone who is a boomer (or remotely looks like a boomer) with "Ok boomer." This include school teachers/administration, people working, or any other boomer.
*conversation with teacher*
teacher: Johnny, you have gotten a 69% on the last five tests. Step it up.
student: Ok boomer.
teacher: "DiSrEsPeCtFuL!?!?"
student: It's okay. It's National "Ok boomer" Day.
teacher: Johnny, you have gotten a 69% on the last five tests. Step it up.
student: Ok boomer.
teacher: "DiSrEsPeCtFuL!?!?"
student: It's okay. It's National "Ok boomer" Day.
by boolin_lmao November 08, 2019
Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
by Timmylikesjimmy December 30, 2019
by Neon_Cancer May 06, 2020
National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them
by Jeter Dorrity May 05, 2018
by idontknowmynamebshsbs September 25, 2019