Mike Wazowski

Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.

P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*

by Jimmy893YT December 2, 2024

Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous

Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes

by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021

Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though

“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”

by The French dog September 27, 2021

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023