Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Mississippi Mud Strip

When you use the jelly from a 600lb persons bed sores as anal lube to fuck your favorite cousin on their power chair

Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.

by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021

Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021

Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021

Ohio Mud Swirl

The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.

Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.

by BiggyHoss May 24, 2023

Dropping your mud

Usually important in the gay scene: a guy whose been banged without condums and is filled with cum....and then SPLAT, he "drops his mud"...and out comes all of the warm jizz on the floor!

One example is: "Yeh, I got so fucked last night that I thought my anal canal wouldn't take any moe, and then I just gave it all up, and dropped my MUD right there on the bedsheets"

by Dr. Nathan Gormley July 31, 2005

fill the mud bucket

a shit that fills up the toliet so much that it starts to pile up and out of the pipe

Whew, that was some good Mexican food.....Damn brb i gota go fill the mud bucket

by Todd Sherwood April 2, 2007