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Jordan is the type of guy who is really friendly and likes to try his hardest at whatever he does including FPS Video games .Tends To Be Built Like a Ethernet Cable

And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.
Jordan Often sleeps in the chicken coop with the chickens when he feels lonely listening to Conway Twitty.
by Possum Hunter 331 November 23, 2021
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she is the baddest of baddest bitches 💅🏽 girl can suck sum dick!! can steal your man quick. most likely has nose piercings & a beautiful smile. 😀 lonely on the inside & overthinks alot but strives to be a nfl wife. 🙏🏽
by realassho November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A little bitch who get’s no bitches and is really short.
Damn he gets no bitches his name must be Jordan.
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Jordan

Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.
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A word a coon made on tiktok to get white ppl validation.
This Jordan Mad
by Heretotelltruth April 5, 2021
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Jordan

A Jordan is a fucking GOD walking amongst utter scum
“He’s such a legend, he must be a Jordan!”
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Jordan bates

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