Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Jimmy Butler

An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?

Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?

Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy

JerkingIt

Ramped Jimmy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 29, 2020

jimmy winkle

a mean old lady who loves dinky

evy was such a jimmy winkle!!!
Dude i know!!!

by jimmy nickel July 6, 2011

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

jimmy

nicest friend ever really tall,asian and is over allvery nice

jimmy is the ideal triple jump contestant

by Bomberthegamer June 9, 2018

jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her

I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower

by sasquach hair September 21, 2016