Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

clam dabbling

A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".

Those clam dabbling lesbians, like Portia de Rossi, are going to end up in the depths of hell.

by Talim Gregor March 29, 2009

OF clam sammies

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

Clam Chowder popsicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.

Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG

by WEEZERBEANS March 19, 2023

The Mud Clam

When a female shits herself and squishes it up between her pussy lips :3

Yeah Karen? You look like you have a raging The Mud Clam right now.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert January 30, 2025

In the clams mouth

Being in a very bad situation

Hey did you study for the test? No, did you? No, oh man were in the clams mouth now!

by Twiisted February 8, 2019

clam bubble

Clam bubble is when you queef and it blows a cum bubble

Dude my pussy just clam bubbled

by lilhangnail June 9, 2022