Big Gooser

Being so Fucking awesome and cool,

That guys a “Big Gooser”
I’m feelin Big Goosin

by BIGGooser December 19, 2023

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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

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Silly goose

A silly goose is a way to describe a very silly person

“Are you eating soup with a fork? YOUR SUCH SILLY GOOSE!!”

by Kunikatai #1 fan December 3, 2023

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Wild Goose Chase

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My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024

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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

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