February 29, be nice to remy day

Be nice to any remys you meet

February 29, be nice to remy day is today
Hey Remy you look nice today

by Remy Remy Remy February 29, 2024

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February sixth

February sixth is big sister appreciation day!!! Don’t go to school!!! Only if your a big sister ;)

Mom:time for school GET UP
me: no I don’t have to it’s February sixth,

big sister appreciation day

by Thecoolestpersononearth February 6, 2022

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

February 27th

National soulmates day

You will meet your soulmate on February 27th

by sheeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 4, 2021

February 15th

International appreciate short people day

hey it’s february 15th i appreciate you being a good arm rest

by mango margarita February 15, 2021

No Format February

The time when dank memers go a month without formats to improve dankness

Joe failed No Format February what about you?
Nah I’m to dank for that.

by Prudii_Tracyn November 9, 2019