Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

garbage family

A family, or group of people, living in squalor and is content with their decisions that have led them to what may seem to be an unfortunate situation, but it is actually one that they are perfectly content with.

I've been to their place, it's amazing how gross it is, yet how happy they are; they're a garbage family.

by chance_conflict April 30, 2024

Ur Family

When someone tells you ur mom or ur dad you defeat them using ur family

Jack: Ur Mom
Jhon: NO YOUR FAMILY HAHAHAHA

by looooooooooooooldaswft January 25, 2022

Family Tubby

A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.

"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"

by ylftlf August 18, 2023

Family

This is the all answering word in the Fast and Furious movies. Why? Because. “Family.”

Random guy: “how the fuck are you driving through space and time, avoiding nukes, and defying physics entirely at once? “
Vin Diesel: “Because: Family.”

by X_Hellfire_X July 10, 2021

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020