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Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.
Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.
by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013
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Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.
by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023
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Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011
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Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.
Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.
by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013
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Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010
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Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
by postitnotes July 5, 2010
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Facebook Cuck

When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.
Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.
by Ron Don April 4, 2023
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