clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie October 5, 2007

Clockin In

To Jerk off.
(puttin in work)

Adam: Wow were you really just clockin in?

Tom: No i wasnt clockin in I just had to google somethin ya nut

by allow me March 9, 2010

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

tangerine clock

The most ghey clock crew member ever

Omg, that movie was ghey like Tangie from NG

by Mazin February 23, 2004

ookie chookie

hottest guy in the world greatest personality ever has a huge dick and amazing in bed

That guy is definatly my ookie chookie.

by poseidon101 July 15, 2011

Shot Clock

A man (or woman) who generally is a quiet yet too nice individual who takes waaaaay to long to shoot pool. For example, every single shot they take is so time consuming you get bored and lose your rhythm hence giving them a chance at beating you.

This game will take half an hour because shot clock is shooting.

by Pixeychick84 August 31, 2019

gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007