by Not all who wonder are lost June 4, 2022

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020

by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
