Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

its fucking christmas

hohoho, bitch

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch

by fucking santa November 1, 2021

Christmas

Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.

Christmas is one of a kind. Her presence is a blessing. For real.

by E1even July 13, 2021

national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021

Merry Christmas

What a girl says when she got some good segggssss

After a long night merry Christmas

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

Christmas

Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.

Christmas is my favorite time of year.

by Millao August 14, 2021

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024