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Chris Otto 

This man... He's the most loyal and thoughtful person you'll meet. He'll make you laugh in any situation. So charismatic it's unbelievable. Anyone who knows Chris Otto is extremely lucky. Go find yourself a Chris!
Chris Otto asked me to be his girlfriend in the most romantic way!
Chris Otto by jroll13 November 11, 2019

Chris brown 

THE MOST FINEST NIGGA ON MF EARTH!!!😚😎🤝
Girl 1:oooh whos he?
Nae: bitch dafaque thats my nigga bitch ill whoop yo ass ots rn hoe, and that is very much Chris brown
Chris brown by bbynaenae_22 November 2, 2020

Chris Alex 

4x ERW Champion
1x ERW UK Champ

ERW Hall of Fame
MEWA Chairman

Chris Alex was a submental part of the ERW War era and remained up on the card until his retirement in early April. He returned to ERW in May and took a loss to Bendy Omega before beating Montez Ford on a house show. He is also currently in a storyline with Bendy Omega and Quinn Danger in MEWA.
Chris Alex is one of the most influential ERW stars in history

chris hardwick 

often seen on the station G4, also a main character in house of 1000 corpses, whenever you see him on t.v. and film, you must put your hands in the air, and in a high pitch voice scream "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaaa" then take a shot, or pound a beer.
Chris hardwick was on AOTS again, "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaa!" *chugs a beer*
chris hardwick by destructicus December 27, 2011

Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.
The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.
Chris Brown-Eye by Skebs January 27, 2010

chris bag 

the most heinous form of human life. all forms of "bag" blended into to one toxic, atrocious, abominable low life. the highest level of "baggery" in existence. level of "bags" in order from least to worst: dirt bag, sleeze bag, douche bag, scum bag, chris bag
Wow, he really hit rock bottom... a genuine chris bag.
chris bag by Ralfie McGuilicuttey October 25, 2010