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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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joshua chode

In Korean, the word 'Joshua' means big boy. A chode is a penis that is longer in girth than length. Thus when combining the words you get 'Big Boy Chode'. Usually used as a compliment in Korea.
Nick- You've got a Joshua Chode!
Solvin- I'm not that big!
by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
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Chode

1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.
1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!
by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009
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Giga Chode

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
This guys a fuckin giga chode.
by MANA413 March 23, 2025
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Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom
Did you see his chode Rebecca?
by Russiabias69 April 20, 2021
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Chode

When a penis is wider than it is long
Laivy has a chode
by yayeet226 May 23, 2021
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Chode

A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit

If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone
Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.
by BeLikeCornelius143 December 29, 2024
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