The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
by Mike dece September 22, 2020
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Get the Christmas mug.A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the All I want for Christmas is you mug.The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.
Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
by makepar December 26, 2016
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Get the Carribean Christmas mug.When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022
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