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Chode

A penis/dick that’s short and wider than it is long. Basically a 2 inch, or calling a dick small
I heard Jamal has a chode 😂, his junk is like 2 inches!
by Yung Lul Baby April 1, 2019
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chode

man what a chode
by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020
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chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.
That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!
by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020
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Chode

1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.
1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!
by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009
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Giga Chode

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
This guys a fuckin giga chode.
by MANA413 March 23, 2025
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Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght
Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know
by Noice Meme April 21, 2017
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chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis
My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night
by stroker9138 October 1, 2023
mugGet the chode fickermug.

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