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Lü bu

Who practiced the same stroke, every day, until he was able to part the sky.
Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
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Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."
by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015
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bu cu

em oi bu cu anh
by matchasemen May 25, 2018
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bus wreck

Man that bus wreck was hilarious
by Gg kush masta November 23, 2016
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Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.
Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)
by Brent Monday June 13, 2011
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reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
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Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
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