boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 01, 2012

Hacky Boot Kick

Keeps something fragile from breaking by setting the soft part of your foot underneath of whatever you drop form breaking.

I dropped my phone so I Hacky Boot Kicked it from landing flat on the ground.

by Hacky Boot Kick April 21, 2021

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 27, 2023

Boot dump

When you take a shit and it smells so bad you vomit into the same toilet

I woke up hungover as hell and did a boot dump in the bathroom

by BootdumperInSalzburg December 22, 2020

Have a boot

Have Having Had a boot means same as chasing the dragon = smoking heroin on tin foil.

In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)

Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)

Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl

by Pseudonym? Mynoduesp March 31, 2024

Funky boots

When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass

Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers

by Funky boots March 10, 2021

my party boots

a kick ass song by NOFX the greatest punk band ever!

Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots

I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.

by LYO45 April 25, 2009