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horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017
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Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018
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joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth
I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.
by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017
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Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.
He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.
by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019
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Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009
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Soggy Crack Biscuit

You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
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Biscuit roadies gc

It's a name of gc who loves roadtrip. Roadtrip is English and Irish 5 peace boyband. In gc there are 5 people and no one meet RT yet. We live really far away from eachother but love eachother. In RT there are Andy (H), Sonny (A), Jack (J), Rye and Brooklyn (T). They have a friend named Harper (K)
by Roadie.com October 29, 2019
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