Basementalism

The doctrine of uncovering & circulating grimy, lyrical and unapologetic hip-hop.

Harold: "Did you hear that new Young Money song on the radio"

Matt: "Nope. Basementalism only plays real hip-hop."

by TychoBachman April 7, 2010

Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?

by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010

Based Jesus

A certain individual who usually post funny, humerus jokes on the website's WorldStarHiphop comment section. While trying to dominate the top comment game, usually succeeding one comment at a time. You may catch a comment or two from this individual on every video posted on the website WorldStarHipHop.

Based Jesus ┼: Been a real nigga since 600 B.C

by Jesus Based Christ February 3, 2014

based_and_ancap_pilled

A person with good political views but is British so it invalidates anything this person said.

That person over is so based_and_ancap_pilled

by I hate British people October 7, 2020

Mama's basement syndrome

Mama's basement syndrome is a psychological syndrome which primarily affects men who are acquiring masters degrees but who haven't moved out of their mother's basement yet. Symptoms include lack of self-esteem, self-doubt, guilt, fear for the future, sexual frustration and severe dependence on family members.

Richard is happy that he's getting his PhD in philosophy, but he also suffers from mama's basement syndrome and finds it very difficult to move out of his parents' house. He's afraid his girlfriend will leave him if she finds out where he really lives.

by Aliases August 15, 2014

bases

Stuff that's fun :D

First Base is kissing with tongues, French
Second Base is groping, Feel
Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger
Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck
So remember...
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck

In the computer lab with Brandon wqe skipped first base but headed straight to second base, even with teachers around! He was worried we were going to get caught, but i thought the risk made it ten times more fun ;)

by Rachel Simmons June 25, 2005

lacrosse vs. baseball

an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better

Lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
Bp: Because baserball is better
Lp: You mean you cant get hit
Bp: Look i gotta go, i have practice

lacrosse vs. baseball

... it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is

by tOxIc mInD 13 March 13, 2009