Tud Balls

Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.

Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.

Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!

Hanks: Fucks no!

Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!

by Dr. Shitsteins July 8, 2010

crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs

Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls

by The three musketeers August 19, 2008

Ball sucking

When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.

Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!

by jackmark dawn May 6, 2006

Ball Is Life

(Root):A term that is used by ballers, that see themselves as the next MJ. They often wear Nike elite socks, and have basketball themed stuff all around them. They feel that basketball is more than just a game, they believe that it is life.

(Origin):American English

Matt: "C'mon man your overreacting it was just a game."
Daquan: "Basketball is more than just a game, Ball is life!"

by 10_BALL-IS-LIFE_10 February 25, 2015

The Balls are Inert

A Dragonball Z parody starring Piccolo. The original video has inspired many other parodies and has also created the catch phrase.

"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."

See www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

by ololraptorjesus January 6, 2008

Cum Balls

It was first discovered thousands of years ago when sugar was crushed and became powdered sugar, when this substance was mixed together with water it makes a very sticky cum like material that is just irresistible. In present day Cum Balls can be mixed with virtuanly anything vodka, pizza, snow and even your very own lady.

Chunkey Vodka Cum Balls (sugar water vodka and snow)

by Alex Harrison January 30, 2005

Ball bag

Noun meaning scrotum and testes

Who knew that two in the pink, one in the stink, would get you kicked in the ball bag?

by "Melted-tires" Mel Molaney October 24, 2006