Mike Heat

A british "wannabe champion" wrestler from Skipton UK. Signature moves include "Heat Slam" and "The Pitstop".
Has never defeated Damo Hellfire or won the YWF Championship title.

"it's mike heat!! the wannabe champion!"

"you what!!!!...eugggghhh"

by Brok Stone February 16, 2009

mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

by THEsd23 April 24, 2017

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.

I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011

magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’

“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”

by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 2, 2022

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022