Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman

"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"

by meaterpeter November 15, 2018

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.

asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!

by big asian man March 30, 2020

Estera(asian)

Estera is a a term for an asian withal a colossal forehead. It's atleast 52 inches wide and 72 inches tall

Estera your forehead is estera(asian)

by Estera March 1, 2022

White Asian

A white asian is a person of Asian descent but has the qualities of a stereotypical white person, usually just not meeting the Asian stereotype an example would be that they aren’t intelligent or parties often.

Person 1: Yo did you see Abby’s grade, she totally failed I thought like Asian’s were hella smart or something?
Person 2: Nah she’s a white asian.

by GoldenKetchup0 October 13, 2023

asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023