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I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.
My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.
by HawksKender October 16, 2017
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3 am

When everyone is horny
person 1: Heyyy its 3 am ;)
by emirra April 13, 2021
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
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I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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I am

You may as well but I certainly am
Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"

Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."

Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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