Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

alex grieco

guitar tech for the band All Time Low.
Dating Kelly Brady.

Girl 1: who's that sexy guy tuning all time low's guitars?
Girl 2: thats alex grieco stupid

by thisisnicole December 22, 2009

Dirty alex

The act of being turned on by his twin brothers girlfriend

Caius: hey quit looking at my girlfriend
Alex: I’m sorry I had to pull a dirty Alex

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

alex munoz

Someone who gives good head in the bus or bathroom.

Man 1: Hey you see that girl over there
Man 2: Yeah what about her
Man 1: She's a real Alex Munoz in the bathroom dude
Man 2: Ah sweet

by Child Slapper May 6, 2018

Alex's Law

On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)

Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.

In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."

Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...

*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.

Fugitives include:

All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.

by ktownrider July 25, 2011

alex quackity

A little boy who loves to “meow” and loves all the Fred movies

There’s a wild alex quackity on the floor, he is meowing and playing with a yarn ball while watching camp Fred

by DaichiKidd August 3, 2021

Alex Lake

The most beautiful girl anyone, will ever know, ever. Alex Lake is amazing in every way you can imagine. No single person is equal to the height of status as Alex Lake. If anyone is lucky enough to know an Alex Lake, they should feel humbled and proud, as just being in the company of such a deity would make them feel happy right through to the soul.

Who is that wonderful girl over there?
Oh, that's Alex Lake, aren't you just amazed by her beauty?

by Dey See Meh Trollin August 21, 2011