Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
Get the Man Spidermug. 
he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
Get the pea manmug. Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
Get the Man Shoppingmug. You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015
Get the Arse Manmug. 1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
by Ryan Avery, MD (special thanks to Jon Stewart) October 22, 2004
Get the budget manmug. The way men copy each other when they are together.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
by capooter February 25, 2009
Get the Man Mimesmug.