Thomas Sorrow

TRASH STRAIGHT TRASH. Cheats on his girlfriend with ugly hoes. Doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone but you know who gives a crap. He deserves all the bad karma he gets.

Thomas Sorrow?

Yeah, what a trash hoe.

by Realtlkyoo March 31, 2019

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Thomas

A kid who definitely eats his own poop and is really really weird

Stay away from Thomas

by ebola_21 April 1, 2020

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Thomas is The type off guy that is just The OG legend and is The best gamer ever. He take those no-scope and score those points all day long. He is very cute and can take you girl on 123. He is ok in every sport and can Get those trick shots every singel time. He is just a legend and everyone wants to be with him. He is a whamen Expert. And he is well know to respect whamens. (I think he is doing drugs do but) he is The ultimate bro and always follows The bro-code to The max.

Guy 1: "HEY Thomas! You are a legend! Do a trick-shot!!
Thomas: *throw’s a basketball in to The wall and in The baket* "Kobe" (rip kobe)
Guy 2: wooow that was shick!
Girls in The back: wow we should try is on him.
Guy 3: wow you SEE that legend?
Guy 4: yeah omg! We should Ask him if he will hangout.
*Girls Asking Thomas to hangout*
*Boys asking Thomas to hangout*
Thomas: sorry Girls. Bros before hoes

by Nick ghur January 29, 2020

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Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017

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