by Failed Dictionary July 07, 2016
When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 24, 2013
My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
by Capuchin for Hire April 24, 2022
Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.
Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.
by Solid Mantis April 05, 2020
My second great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes
by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018