bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo February 21, 2016

Bus Hobo

A person who's always on the bus that grabs stranger's breasts or groins.

Bus Hoboing: The act of grabbing a stranger's breasts or groins on the bus

'That dude so bus hoboed me today!!'

'I wanna bus hobo her!!'

by GRELLSUTCLIFFE November 03, 2011

Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 26, 2024

bus sickness

When you get sick on the bus -_-

Is bus sickness a thing?

by BrownDevil994 February 08, 2024

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 07, 2017

Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is

Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!

by tinkerbellthetank December 03, 2020

Bus to Gloucester

pronounced bŭs tə ɡlɒstər (Bus to Gloster)

"Sus Impostor"
A reference to Among Us - faux Cockney rhyming slang.

You're acting like a bit of a Bus to Gloucester there mate.

by Duoquadragesimal May 09, 2022