9/11

I once heard a comic (Red Scott) ask a bartender for a 9/11.
The bartender looked quizzically at him for a second and asked, "Pardon Me?"
"Yeah, a 9/11" he answred. " It's A Manhatten and 2 Kamikazes"

I feel like destroying tonight, gimme a 9/11

by Sabathia sorin February 24, 2022

9/11 Special

A mixed drink consisting of two shots of vodka, a good helping of Redbull (or Redbull substitute), and a splash of OJ.

Hey, let me get a 9/11 special!

by DonnyBleez May 22, 2021

March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

November 11

Give your bestie names Chesney a birthday gift

“Hey what day is it”
“I think it is November 11”
“Oh so we have to give Chesney a birthday gift”

by Mommy’s milk123321 September 23, 2021

february 11

it’s national say meh day, the day where say meh is born

“on february 11, it’s say meh day because it’s the day she’s born!”

by Kunisbestboy May 29, 2022

february 11

February 11 is national 'piss off' day.

tell the person you hate most one february 11 to iss off.

person a: "i really dont like leah"
person b: "its national 'piss off' day on february 11, tell her to piss off!"
person a: "okay!!"

by dinosuga February 11, 2022

9/11

best event that happened 24 years ago

Yoo 9/11 might happen again an arabian is driving the plane.

by yungchoppa3333 September 11, 2025