blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

by M3 Garand August 27, 2025

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

Book a flight to Istanbul

In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024

The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

Book

Another word for fuck. Basically a clean alternative to the word. This usage of the word was created by Jonathan C.

Bro, that girl is obsessed with me. She wants to book me so bad.

by Karmyyynnn March 25, 2024

Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere

P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"

by BluBalls January 18, 2021

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021