by supernigga12225 April 24, 2024
by Karma_26 January 26, 2024
another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well
sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT
real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT
real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD
by Jackie:) August 03, 2024
by dracobucciarati April 11, 2024
What a white boy who wants to be Mexican will say to look cool, regardless of context or if there's actually anything going on.
by Mungbungus December 10, 2023
by arrrmatey2 September 04, 2022
Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025