by goldenEverything January 4, 2018
Get the fake school busmug. 1) Your local government indoctrination station that you are required to go to or you will be financially and socially penalized.
The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)
2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)
2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
1) person one: ughh, school is such a nightmare, I'm given hours of homework learning useless things which will never benefit me later on in life, not to mention were all just guinea pigs being forced fed to use electronics and not think for ourselves. I swear if I hear "you can do anything" one more time I'm going to kms.
person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.
person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.
2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.
person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.
2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
by SonicPunk August 9, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. a way of psychological torcher used from the b.cs until the present day. it is where someone is put in a classroom forced to learn useless info that will never be used in the future. and they have to do it 6 hours a day. and when it's over, they give this thing called homework, where they continue the torcher but you have to do it for 2 hours at home.
by itellfax April 23, 2021
Get the schoolmug. Lake Washington School District (LWSD) is a school district encompassing many elementary, middle and high schools in the greater Seattle area.
In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.
LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.
However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.
LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.
However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by meowtotheworld February 20, 2025
Get the Lake Washington School Districtmug. School is Absolute Shit i want to fucking kill myself
by RedChicken- ItzOwen#9814 dm me September 28, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.
During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the school unfocus syndromemug.