National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

national heart string day

everyday

omg it’s national heart string day! let me send my girl a pic of my jogget strings in a heart

by ursuperhotgf December 1, 2021

Weeb Day

December 28th. A Counter to Furry Day, on Weeb Day, anyone, regardless if they enjoy anime or not, will be forced to do watch anime-related with a weeb friend if they ask.

"You may have forced me to say uwu today, but when Weeb Day comes around, your fucked."

by anonymous December 22, 2020

National Cooter Day

National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.

Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.

by susanna23 November 9, 2020

International Female Orgasm Day

(noun)
8 Aug. every year!

International Female Orgasm Day

An annual celebration held on August 8th, dedicated to recognizing, honoring, and promoting the importance of female pleasure and sexual satisfaction worldwide.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear it's International Female Orgasm Day?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, the women are probably FREAKING right now!"
Person 3 (woman): "Hell yeah we are!"

by apparently_iris August 8, 2024

National fine shyt appreciation day

July 17 is national fine shyt appreciation day

Boy: “damn shorty u fine as hell”
Girl: “excuse me?”
Boy: “yo chill it’s national fine shyt appreciation day”
Girl: “…oh. My Bad thanks king”

by Cahuw July 17, 2025

National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.

Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.

by Dalena09 February 7, 2020